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Mark McGee
Paul's evangelistic mission was different from the Kingdom Apostles, but in many ways the same. The Kingdom Apostles preached Jesus the Messiah, ready to return to Israel and set up His Messianic Kingdom. From Israel, the Apostles, with Christ on David's Throne, were to go into all the world and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to observe everything Christ had commanded them. They would do that because all authority in heaven and on earth had been given to Christ. As we all know, that did not happen. It will happen in the future, but it has not yet happened. What has happened is that Christ revealed a Mystery through His Special Apostle Paul.
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I Ching
When clouds form in the skies we know that rain will follow but we must not wait for it. Nothing will be achieved by attempting to interfere with the future before the time is ripe. Patience is needed.
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Aeschylus
I know how men in exile feed on dreams of hope.
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John F. Kennedy
Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to mankind.
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Woody Allen
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
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H.L. Mencken
A home is not a mere transient shelter its essence lies in the personalities of the people who live in it.
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Mark Twain
Virtue has never been as respectable as money.
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Chuang-tzu
He who knows he is a fool is not the biggest fool He who knows he is confused is not in the worst confusion.
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Dolly Parton
The way I see it if you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.
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Albert Einstein
More and more I come to value charity and love of one's fellow being above everything else... All our lauded technological progress--our very civilization--is like the axe in the hand of the pathological criminal.
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Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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Sue Atchley Ebaugh
The greatest gift we can give one another is rapt attention to one another's existence.
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