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Henry Stimson
The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him and the surest way to make him untrustworthy is to distrust him and show your distrust.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.
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Josh Billings
Some folks as they grow older grow wise, but most folks simply grow stubborner.
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Spider-Man
Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out.
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Albert Einstein
It is the theory that decides what we can observe.
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John Dewey
Failure is instructive. The person who really thinks learns quite as much from his failures as from his successes.
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Cicero, De Divinatione
There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
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George Santayana
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval
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Anon.
Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green
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Ralph Nader
Our founders did not oust George III in order for us to crown Richard I.
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C. Neil Strait
A man can go on without wealth, and even without purpose, for a while. But he will not go on without hope.
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William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
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