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Andre Gide
Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better.
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, (Sherlock Holmes) The Sign of Four, 1890
How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?
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Penelope Fitzgerald
It's very good for an idea to be commonplace. The important thing is that a new idea should develop out of what is already there so that it soon becomes an old acquaintance. Old acquaintances aren't by any means always welcome, but at least one can't be mistaken as to who or what they are.
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Arthur Schopenhauer
Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
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Howard Schultz
I believe life is a series of near misses. A lot of what we ascribe to luck is not luck at all. It's seizing the day and accepting responsibility for your future. It's seeing what other people don't see And pursuing that vision.
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Geoffrey F. Albert
It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it.
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E. B. White
Heredity is a strong factor, even in architecture. Necessity first mothered invention. Now invention has little ones of her own, and they look just like grandma.
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Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it
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John Perry Barlow
But groundless hope, like unconditional love, is the only kind worth having.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
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Henry Holt
Any man with a moderate income can afford to buy more books than he can read in a lifetime.
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Mao Zedong
Every Communist must grasp the truth, 'Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.' Our principle is that the Communist Party commands the gun and the gun will never be allowed to command the Party.
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