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Clever Proverbs and Quotations - 178
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Johann von Goethe
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
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Mahatma Gandhi
I want freedom for the full expression on my personality.
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Mark Twain
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Bertrand Russell
Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men although he was twice married, it never occured to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
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Paul Newman
Acting is a question of absorbing other people's personalities and adding some of your own experience.
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William G. McAdoo
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
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Peter Ustinov
The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come.
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H. L. Mencken
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
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James L. Mathews
It's not the rules and regulations you follow carefully that will win you favor with God but rather offering your life to Him in complete faith that His Son, Jesus Christ, conquered sin and death on your behalf and for your salvation.
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Hans Christian Anderson
Everyman's life is a fairy tale written by God's fingers.
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Mark Twain
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
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Michel de Montaigne
There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.
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