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David Russell
We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.
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Saint Augustine, Confessions
My love for you, Lord, is not an uncertain feeling, but a matter of concious certainty. With your word you pierced my heart, and I loved you. But heaven and earth and everything in them on all sides tell me to love you.
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Ludwig van Beethoven
Never shall I forget the times I spent with you continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours.
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Albert Einstein
If my theory of relativity proves to be correct, Germany will claim me a German, and France will claim me a citizen of the world. However, if it proves wrong, France will say I’m a German, and Germany will say that I’m a jew.
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Philip
Selecting the right person for the right job is the largest part of coaching.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Love and you shall be loved.
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William Westmoreland
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars.
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Donald Trump
A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation.
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Father Jerome Cummings
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
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Marion Wink, O Magazine, 2003
You can make those promises with just as much passion the second time around. Such is the regenerative power of the human heart.
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Margaret Cho
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
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