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Humorous Proverbs and Quotations - 105
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Richard Milhous Nixon
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it.
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George Bernard Shaw
He knows nothing and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Out of life's school of war What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
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G. K. Chesterton
Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up.
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Julie Arabi
All good men are happy when they choose to be their own authors. Those who choose to have others edit their pathways, must live on the edge of another man's sword.
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Ethel Barrymore
For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a MaCaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros.
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Judith Martin, (Miss Manners)
There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.
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Plato, Dialogues, Phaedrus
Friends have all things in common.
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Marlene Dietrich
I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.
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Epictetus
The two powers which in my opinion constitute a wise man are those of bearing and forebearing.
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William Shakespeare
Lady you bereft me of all words, Only my blood speaks to you in my veins,
And there is such confusion in my powers.
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Victor Hugo
People do not lack strength, they lack will.
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