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Amusing Famous Sayings - 47
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Thornton
The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than the procreation of children.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
It is not known precisely where angels dwell-whether in the air, the void, or the planets. It has not been God's pleasure that we should be informed of their abode.
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Dorothy Parker, Not So Deep as a Well (1937), "News Item"
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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Horace
He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little.
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Saint Jerome
The fact is that my native land is a prey to barbarism, that in it men's only God is their belly, that they live only for the present, and that the richer a man is the holier he is held to be.
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Blaise Pascal
Nature has perfection, in order to show that she is the image of God and defects, to show that she is only his image.
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J Tolkein
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
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Dorothy Parker
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea And love is a thing that can never go wrong And I am Marie of Roumania.
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Charles Caleb Colton
True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
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Benjamin Franklin
He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
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Sam Keen
To be on a quest is nothing more or less than to become an asker of questions.
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Aristotle
What we have to learn to do, we learn by doing.
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