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Very Funny Famous Sayings - 200
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Ursula K. LeGuin
The preservation of life seems to be rather a slogan than a genuine goal of the anti-abortion forces what they want is control. Control over behavior power over women. Women in the anti-choice movement want to share in male power over women, and do so by denying their own womanhood, their own rights and responsibilities.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days.
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Cicero
Law stands mute in the midst of arms.
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Sir Arthur Eddington, In J. R. Newman (ed.) The World of Mathematics, New York: Simon and Schuster, 1956
It is impossible to trap modern physics into predicting anything with perfect determinism because it deals with probabilities from the outset.
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P.A. Fiorentino
Wagner drives the nail into your head with swinging hammer blows.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Talk not of wasted affection affection never was wasted.
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Jean Baudrillard
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
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Albert Einstein
A theory can be proved by experiment but no path leads from experiment to the birth of a theory.
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Benjamin Franklin
Where sense is wanting, everything is wanting,
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Walter Savage Landor
We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.
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Saadi, On the Excellence of Contentment
Better hold the hand for coin, though small, Than lose, for one half a dang, it all.
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Bertha Flowers
Words mean more than what is set down on paper. It takes the human voice to infuse them with the shades of deeper meaning.
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