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Silly Things People Say - 22
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Sir Francis Bacon
A sudden bold and unexpected question doth many times surprise a man and lay him open.
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Alexander Kendrick
On CBS Radio the news of his Ed Murrow's death, reportedly from lung cancer, was followed by a cigarette commercial.
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Smiles
For want of self-restraint many men are engaged all their lives in fighting with difficulties of their own making, and rendering success impossible by their own cross-grained ungentleness; whilst others, it may be much less gifted, make their way and achieve success by simple patience, equanimity, and self-control.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
All thoughts, all passions, all delights Whatever stirs this mortal frame All are but ministers of Love And feed His sacred flame.
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Dame Rose Macaulay
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
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Charlotte Bronte
If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own.
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Saint Augustine
Faith is to believe what you do not see the reward of this faith is to see what you believe.
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Pittacus
The measure of a man is what he does with power.
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John Wilson
Oh for a book and a shady nook...
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Robert Browning
A minute's success pays the failure of years.
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Hugh Prather
Unless I accept my faults, I will most certainly doubt my virtues.
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Chinese Proverb
Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
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