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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 71

Golda Meir

Above all, this country is our own. Nobody has to get up in the morning and worry what his neighbors think of him. Being a Jew is no problem here.


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Soren Kierkegaard

The most painful state of living is remembering the future.


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Gwendolyn Brooks

To be in love Is to touch with a lighter hand. In yourself you stretch, you are well.


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C. J. Jung

Sentimentality is a superstructure covering brutality.


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Thomas Jefferson

We never regret having eaten too little.


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Abraham Lincoln

I will study and get ready, and perhaps my chance will come.


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Henry David Thoreau

Heroes are often the most ordinary of men.


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Colin

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.


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Seneca, Epistles

You can tell the character of every man when you see how he receives praise.


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Theodore Roosevelt

The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything.


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Thomas Haynes Bayly

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.


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Oscar Levant

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.



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