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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Famous People Sayings - 94

Napoleon Bonaparte

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.


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Father Andrew SDC

When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply, Ours.


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Eugene Delacroix

I live in company with a body, a silent companion, exacting and eternal.


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Norman Vincent Peale

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. Your mind will seek to develop the picture...Do not build up obstacles in your imagination.


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Mentat Prayer

It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

I pack my trunk, embrace my friends, embark on the sea, and at last wake up in Naples, and there beside me is the Stern Fact, the Sad Self, unrelenting, identical, that I fled from.


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Henry Ward Beecher

We sleep, but the loom of life never stops, and the pattern which was weaving when the sun went down is weaving when it comes up in the morning.


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Edmund Burke

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings but none when they are under the influence of imagination.


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John V. Politis

We come and go just like ripples in a stream.


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Richard M. Mathews

You are right on target when you say that mad scientists have a total disregard for the wellbeing of others. We don't want to spread evil we just see no point in bothering to spread good.


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Naguib, Mahfouz

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.


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Victor Hugo

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.



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