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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous People Sayings - 183

James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr.

It is good to realize that if love and peace can prevail on earth, and if we can teach our children to honor nature's gifts, the joys and beauties of the outdoors will be here forever.


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John Masefield

There are few earthly things more beautiful than a university ... a place where those who hate ignorance may strive to know, where those who perceive truth may strive to make others see.


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Hebrew Proverb

Do not confine your children to your own learning, for they were born in another time.


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Horace Greeley

The darkest hour in any man's life is when he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it.


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T. S. Eliot

We shall never cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.


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Virginia

The first duty of a lecturer to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.


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Lao Tzu

The men who are great live with that which is substantial, they do not stay with that which is superficial they abide with realities, they remain not with what is showy. The one they discard, the other they hold.


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Aldous Huxley

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored


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Anonymous

God helps those who help themselves.


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Kurt Herbert Alder

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.


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George Bernard Shaw

A lifetime of happiness No man alive could bear it it would be hell on earth.


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Jean-Paul Sartre

Existence precedes and rules essence.



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