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Very Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 90
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Marilyn Ferguson
Ultimately we know deeply that the other side of fear is a freedom.
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Benjamin McLane Spock
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.
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William Shakespeare
What's mine is yours, and what is yours is mine.
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Josh Billings
Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
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Kurt Vonnegut
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Herman Melville
A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.
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Rene Descartes
The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew it as such without a single doubt.
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Marilyn Ferguson
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives.
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Colette, Chance Acquaintances, 1952
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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Charlie Chaplin
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot
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Yogi Berra
It ain't over 'till it's over.
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Robert Collier
The great thing is the start - to see an opportunity for service, and to start doing it, even though in the beginning you serve but a single customer - and him for nothing.
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