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Colette
We only do well the things we like doing.
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E. Joseph Crossman
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
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G. K. Chesterton
Virtue is not the absense of vices or the avoidance of moral dangers virtue is a vivid and separate ting, like pain or a particular smell.
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Marvin, _Life, the Universe, and Everything_ by Douglas Adams
That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.
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LtGen Adolf Galland, Luftwaffe
Only in the spirit of attack, born in a brave heart, will bring success to any fighter aircraft, no matter how highly developed it may be.
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Maria Schell
Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by.
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Thomas Carlyle
Blessed is he who has found his work let him ask no other blessedness.
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Proverbs Bible
If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat.
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Noam Chomsky, in a television interview
As soon as questions of will or decision or reason or choice of action arise, human science is at a loss.
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Unknown
War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left.
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Henry Kissinger
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
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John Keats
Poetry should please by a fine excess and not by singularity. It should strike the reader as a wording of his own highest thoughts, and appear almost as a remembrance.
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