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Very Funny Famous People Sayings - 30
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Tom Stoppard
The days of the digital watch are numbered.
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Sally Kempton
It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
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Dwight Lyman Moody
A little faith will bring your soul to heaven, but a lot of faith will bring heaven to your soul.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
I can take it... The tougher it gets, the cooler I get...
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E.C. Stedman
Poetry is an art, and chief of the fine arts; the easiest to dabble in, the hardest to reach true perfection.
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Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince
Is necessary to take such measures that, when they believe no longer, it may be possible to make them believe by force.
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Titus Maccius Plautus
Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired.
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Lawrence Peter Berra
It gets late early out there.
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Hippocrates
Many admire, few know.
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Harry S Truman
When even one American -- who has done nothing wrong -- is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth -- then all Americans are in peril.
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Rodney Dangerfield
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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Oprah Winfrey
I believe that everyone is the keeper of a dream - and by tuning into one another's secret hopes, we can become better friends, better partners, better parents, and better lovers.
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