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Funniest Famous Sayings - 139
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Ronald Reagan
Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15.
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Izaak Walton
Look to your health and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy.
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Whitney Moore Young
It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than to have an opportunity and not be prepared.
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Andr Gide
The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say -- because they were too obvious.
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Horace
Help a man against his will and you do the same as murder him.
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Theodore Isaac Rubin
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem.
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Aristotle
To perceive is to suffer.
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Susan Jeffers
We cannot escape fear. We can only transform it into a companion that accompanies us on all our exciting adventures.
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Herbert Clark Hoover
When there is a lack of honor in government, the morals of the whole people are poisoned.
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John Erskine
Opinion is that exercise of the human will which helps us to make a decision without information.
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Horace, Odes
Force without wisdom falls of its own weight.
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Philip Johnson
ARCHITECTURE, n The art of how to waste space.
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