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Crazy Famous People Sayings - 33
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Hal
Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots on the golf course. At night he and Grandma are too busy doing the cha-cha.
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Unknown
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.
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Robert Frost
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
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Thomas Edison
The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will educate his patients in the care of the human frame, in diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease.
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John Quincy Adams
America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own.
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Basil King
Be bold and mighty powers will come to your aid.
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Junius
How much easier it is to be generous than just Men are sometimes bountiful who are not honest.
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Black Elk
Grown men can learn from very little children for the hearts of little children are pure. Therefore, the Great Spirit may show to them many things which older people miss.
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Harry Emerson Fosdick
He who chooses the beginning of the road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that determines the end.
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Evelyn Underhill
After all it is those who have a deep and real inner life who are best able to deal with the irritating details of outer life.
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Lao Tzu
The Way of Heaven does not compete, And yet it skillfully achieves victory. It does not speak, and yet it skillfully responds to things. It comes to you without your invitation.
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