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Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
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Dan Barker, "Losing Faith in Faith", 1992
Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can’t be taken on its own merits.
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Millicent Carey McIntosh
The most important phase of living with a person is respect for that person as an individual.
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Albert Einstein, quoted in Scientific American, September 2004, page 69
No one but a theorist believes his theory; everyone puts faith in a laboratory result but the experimenter himself.
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Swiss Proverb
When one shuts one eye, one does not hear everything.
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Henry David Thoreau
The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished; and it would have done somewhat more, if the government had not sometimes got in its way.
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William Carlos Williams
The better work men do is always done under stress and at great personal cost.
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Henri Frdric Amiel
A belief is not true because it is useful.
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Robert Orben
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
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Charles Haddon Spurgeon
It will be an ill day when our brethren take to bragging and boasting and call it 'testimony to the victorious Christian life.' We trust that holiness will be more than ever the aim of believers, but not the boastful holiness which has deluded some of the excellent of the earth into vain glory, and under which their firmest friends shudder for them.
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Queen Elizabeth I
All my possessions for a moment of time.
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Nelson Mandela
Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
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