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Humorous Things People Say - 105
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Benjamin Disraeli
The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, but to reveal to him his own.
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Eleanor H. Porter
The influence of a beautiful, helpful, hopeful character is contagious and may revolutionize a whole town.
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Aristotle, Metaphysics
All men by nature desire knowledge.
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John Kenneth Galbraith, The Affluent Society (1958)
People are the common denominator of progress. So... no improvement is possible with unimproved people, and advance is certain when people are liberated and educated. It would be wrong to dismiss the importance of roads, railroads, power plants, mills, and the other familiar furniture of economic development.... But we are coming to realize... that there is a certain sterility in economic monuments that stand alone in a sea of illiteracy. Conquest of illiteracy comes first.
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Thomas Jefferson
Determine never to be idle...It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.
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Tyron Edwards
Sinful and forbidden pleasures are like poisoned bread; they may satisfy appetite for the moment, but there is death in them at the end.
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Lord Chesterfield
Choose your pleasures for yourself, and do not let them be imposed upon you.
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Thomas Jefferson
The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and to protect its free expression should be our first object.
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Katharine Hepburn
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
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Christopher Reeve
Either you decide to stay in the shallow end of the pool or you go out in the ocean.
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Brian Tracy
Those people who develop the ability to continuously acquire new and better forms of knowledge that they can apply to their work and to their lives will be the movers and shakers in our society for the indefinite future.
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Carol Burnett
I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.
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