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Humour Proverbs and Quotations - 154
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Joan Klempner
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
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Czech Proverb
The big thieves hang the little ones.
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Edward Irving Koch
The knife of corruption endangered the life of New York City. The scalpel of the law is making us well again.
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Miles Davis
My future starts when I wake up every morning... Every day I find something creative to do with my life.
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Frank Moore Colby
I know of no more disagreeable situation than to be left feeling generally angry without anybody in particular to be angry at.
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Sir Frederick Browning
I think we might be going a bridge too far.
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Albert Camus, Resistance, Rebellion and Death (1960)
A free press can of course be good or bad, but, most certainly, without freedom it will never be anything but bad. . . . Freedom is nothing else but a chance to bet better, whereas enslavement is a certainty of the worse.
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Wernher von Braun
I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution.
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W. H. Auden
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered.
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Madeleine L\'Engle
The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
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James Thurber
Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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George Herbert
You must lose a fly to catch a trout.
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