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Humour Famous People Sayings - 194
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Jose Simon
In Mexico we have a word for sushi Bait.
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George Herbert
Woe be to him that reads but one book.
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John Barth
Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story.
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Sir Thomas Browne
Be charitable before wealth makes thee covetous.
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William Baziotes
Each painting has its own way of evolving...When the painting is finished, the subject reaveals itself.
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Jorge Luis Borges
My father and he had one of those English friendships which begin by avoiding intimacies and eventually eliminate speech altogether.
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Kurt Vonnegut
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt, Pan American Day address, April 15, 1939
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.
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A. Lawrence Lowell
Pleasure is a by-product of doing something that is worth doing. Therefore, do not seek pleasure as such. Pleasure comes of seeking something else, and comes by the way.
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Harvey Firestone
You get the best out of others when you get the best out of yourself.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
Self-confidence is something caught and not taught. And, risk-running and chance-taking are the only ways to catch it.
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P. J. O\'Rourke
Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.
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