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Funny Famous People Sayings - 41
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Henry David Thoreau
There is no rule more invariable than that we are paid for our suspicions by finding what we suspect.
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Aristophanes, Thesmophoriazusae, 410 B.C.
Under every stone lurks a politician.
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Alfred Bernhard Nobel
Hope is nature's veil for hiding truth's nakedness.
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Dennis Koenig
Dreams are postcards from our subconscious, inner self to outer self, right brain trying to cross that moat to the left. Too often they come back unread return to sender, addressee unknown. That's a shame because it's a whole other world out there--or in here depending on your point of view.
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Charles Franklin Kettering
The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress.
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Ayn Rand
I can accept anthing, except what seems to be the easiest for most people: the half-way, the almost, the just-about, the in-between.
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Cicero
Our thoughts are free.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
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Hans Margolius
Only in quiet waters do things mirror themselves undistorted. Only in a quiet mind is adequate perception of the world.
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Harold Bloom, O Magazine, April 2003
Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you.
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Robert Burns
The great Creator to revereMust sure become the creatureBut still the preaching cant forbear,And ev'n the rigid featureYet ne'er with wits profane to rangeBe complaisance extendedAn atheist laugh's a poor exchangeFor deity offended.
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Author Unknown
It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.
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