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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Famous Sayings - 54

William Shakespeare

For aught that I could ever read, Could ever hear by tale or history, The course of true love never did run smooth.


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Wilson Mizner

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.


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Pearl Sydenstricker Buck

The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.


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Langston Hughes, uThe Black Man Speaksu

I swear to the LordI still can't seeWhy Democracy meansEverybody but me.


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Edward Gibbon

We improve ourselves by victories over ourself. There must be contests, and you must win.


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Agatha Christie

I have enjoyed greatly the second bloomingsuddenly you find - at the age of '50


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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde

Always love your enemies--nothing annoys them so much.


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J. K. Rowling

There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other.


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George Bernard Shaw

My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably.


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La Rochefoucauld

A man convinced of his own merit will accept misfortune as an honor, for thus can he persuade others, as well as himself, that he is a worthy target for the arrows of fate.


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Mavette Sadile

I do not fear the inevitable death for it is certain. Instead I fear life for here anything is possible.


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Arnold Glasgow

Nothing lasts forever--not even your troubles.



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