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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Famous People Sayings - 101

William Shakespeare, "The Merry Wives of Windsor", Act 1 scene 1

If there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance, when we are married and have more occasion to know one another: I hope, upon familiarity will grow more contempt.


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Oscar Wilde

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.


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Seneca

Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.


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Lord Acton

Opinions alter, manners change, creeds rise and fall, but the moral laws are written on the table of eternity.


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Euripides

Silver and gold are not the only coin virtue too passes current all over the world.


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Henry Louis Mencken

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.


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Franklin Roosevelt

Happiness is in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.


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Margaret Mead

A city is a place where there is no need to wait for next week to get the answer to a question, to taste the food of any country, to find new voices to listen to and familiar ones to listen to again.


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Lord Kelvin

Until you can measure something and express it in numbers, you have only the begining of understanding.


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Brooks Atkinson

Don't condescend to unskilled labor. Try it for half a day first.


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Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Time lost is time when we have not lived a full human life, time unenriched by experience, creative endeavor, enjoyment, and suffering.


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Oprah Winfrey

All these years I've been feeling like I was growing into myself. Finally, I feel grown.



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