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Funny Famous People Sayings - 101
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William Shakespeare, "The Merry Wives of Windsor", Act 1 scene 1
If there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance, when we are married and have more occasion to know one another: I hope, upon familiarity will grow more contempt.
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Oscar Wilde
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
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Seneca
Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.
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Lord Acton
Opinions alter, manners change, creeds rise and fall, but the moral laws are written on the table of eternity.
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Euripides
Silver and gold are not the only coin virtue too passes current all over the world.
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Henry Louis Mencken
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
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Franklin Roosevelt
Happiness is in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.
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Margaret Mead
A city is a place where there is no need to wait for next week to get the answer to a question, to taste the food of any country, to find new voices to listen to and familiar ones to listen to again.
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Lord Kelvin
Until you can measure something and express it in numbers, you have only the begining of understanding.
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Brooks Atkinson
Don't condescend to unskilled labor. Try it for half a day first.
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Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Time lost is time when we have not lived a full human life, time unenriched by experience, creative endeavor, enjoyment, and suffering.
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Oprah Winfrey
All these years I've been feeling like I was growing into myself. Finally, I feel grown.
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