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Humorous Famous Sayings - 15
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Benjamin Franklin
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
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Thomas Bailey Aldrich
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age.
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Mother Theresa
To keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it.
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Jose Ortega y Gasset
Love is that splendid triggering of human vitality... the supreme activity which nature affords anyone for going out of himself toward someone else.
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Robert Valett
The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand.
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Steven Weinberg
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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Carl Zwanzig
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
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Socrates
Only the extremely ignorant or the extremely intelligent can resist change.
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Beaumarchis
Drinking without being thirsty and making love at any time, Madame, are the only things that distinguish us from other animals.
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George Bernard Shaw
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
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Turkish Proverb
For the birds that cannot soar, God has provided low branches.
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Robert Joseph Bob Dole
History buffs probably noted the reunion at a Washington party a few weeks ago of three ex-presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon-See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Evil.
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