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Clever Famous Sayings - 168
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Archimedes
Give me somewhere to stand, and I will move the earth.
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Carl W. Buechner
They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
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Lois McMaster Bujold, "Barrayar", 1991
But pain... seems to me an insufficient reason not to embrace life. Being dead is quite painless. Pain, like time, is going to come on regardless. Question is, what glorious moments can you win from life in addition to the pain?
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Age does not make us childish, as some say it only finds us true children still.
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Publilius Syrus
A fair exterior is a silent recommendation.
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Harry Emerson Fosdick
The fact that astronomies change while the stars abide is a true analogy of every realm of human life and thought, religion not least of all. No existent theology can be a final formulation of spiritual truth.
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Charlotte Bronte
Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose soil has never been loosened or fertilized by education they grow there, firm as weeds among rocks.
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George Eliot
There's folks 'ud stand on their heads and then say the fault was i' their boots.
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John Wanamaker
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted the trouble is I don't know which half.
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Duncan Maxwell Anderson
Remember It is 10 times harder to command the ear than to catch the eye.
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William Shakespeare
Be great in act, as you have been in thought.
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Jose Antonio Burciaga
To the Nahuas, words were flowers, metaphors that gave birth to thoughts and actions.
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