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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous People Sayings - 62

Robert Louis Stephenson

Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.


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Logan Pearsall Smith

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.


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Aristotle

No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.


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Apothegm of Narda

Never utter these words 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know know to understand understand to judge.


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Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

Look for a long time at what pleases you, and for a longer time at what pains you.


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Norman Vincent Peale

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment.


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B. B. King

Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.


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George Peabody

Education a debt due from present to future generations.


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Carl Jung

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.


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Joseph Addison

Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable.


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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.



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