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Silly Famous Sayings - 62
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Euripides
Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.
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Henry Elliot
If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.
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Thomas a Kempis, Imitation of Christ
Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
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Socrates
The end of life is to be like God, and the soul following God will be like Him.
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Ben Bova
Feeding the starving poor only increases their number.
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Frank Zappa
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
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Douglas Noel Adams
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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Ernest Hemingway
You lose it if you talk about it.
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Antoine Rivarol
Man spends his life in reasoning on the past, in complaining of the present, in fearing future.
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Thomas Carlyle
No great man lives in vain. The history of the world is but the biography of great men.
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Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy
All hope abandon, ye who enter here!
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Al Capp
Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
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