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Funniest Famous People Sayings - 109
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Euripides
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
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Thales
The past is certain, the future obscure.
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Alvin Toffler
The illiterate of the future will not be the person who cannot read. It will be the person who does not know how to learn.
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Woody Allen
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
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Henry David Thoreau
Make the most of your regrets. . . . To regret deeply is to live afresh.
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Sister Evangelist
I have one rule-attention. They give me theirs and I give them mine.
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Franklin P. Jones
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
This body is not a home but an inn, and that only briefly. - Epistulae ad Lucilium
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Chester Bowles
There can be no real individual freedom in the presence of economic insecurity.
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Albert Einstein
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
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Lillian Carter
Sure i'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day.
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Ernest Hemingway
There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and because it takes a man's life to know them the little new that each man gets from life is very costly in the only heritage he has to leave.
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