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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Proverbs and Quotations - 152

Elinor Glyn

Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.


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Seneca, Epistles

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor.


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Greek Proverb

All things good to know are difficult to learn.


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H. L. Mencken

Man is never honestly the fatalist, nor even the stoic. He fights his fate, often desperately. He is forever entering bold exceptions to the rulings of the bench of gods. This fighting, no doubt, makes for human progress, for it favors the strong and the brave. It also makes for beauty, for lesser men try to escape from a hopeless and intolerable world by creating a more lovely one of their own.


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Strickland Gillilan

RICHER THAN GOLDYou may have tangible wealth untoldCaskets of jewels and coffers of gold.Richer than I you can never be --I had a mother who read to me.


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Mark B. Cohen

Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.


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Imam Ali, Peak of Eloquence (Nahjul Balagha)

The sin which makes you sad and repentant is more liked by Allah than the good deed which turns you arrogant.


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Mother Theresa

Holiness is doing God’s will with a smile.


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Harry S Truman

It was the same with those old birds in Greece and Rome as it is now. The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know.


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Jon Bentley

Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be traced to an organization.


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Lord Newborough

Vigorous let us be in attaining our ends, and mild in our method of attainment.


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Clifton Fadiman

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.



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