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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Things People Say - 18

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

It is in the gift for employing all the vicissitudes of life to one's own advantage and to that of one's craft that a large part of genius consists.


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Homer, The Iliad

A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom the populace is entrusted, and who has many responsibilities.


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Tellis Frank

The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.


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Joseph Rickaby

A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is to have some great business and interest in your mind, which, like a sponge shall suck up your attention and keep you from brooding over what displeases you.


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Marcus Terentius Varro

The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of the Graces nor exceed that of the Muses, i.e., it should begin with three and stop at nine.


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Socrates

Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of your love.


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Larry Wall

It is easier to port a shell than a shell script.


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Phillips Brooks

Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers. Pray for power equal to your tasks.


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Thomas Huxley

Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.


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Herman Melville

We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men.


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Rossella Camerlingo

Let them have their ways, but let us never loose ours.


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Kahlil Gibran

You progress not through improving what has been done, but reaching toward what has yet to be done.



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