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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Proverbs and Quotations - 67

Raymond Lindquist

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.


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Andrew Schneider

This is Chris-in-the-Morning with the weather and time--24 hours later than it was yesterday and cold.


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David Sarnoff

Success, in a generally accepted sense of the term, means the opportunity to experience and to realize to the maximum the forces that are within us.


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Clarence Darrow

Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.


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Bernard Mannes Baruch

I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those were the lovely years.


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S. I. Hayakawa

If you see in any given situation only what everybody else can see, you can be said to be so much a representative of your culture than you are a victim of it.


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Ansel Adams

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept.


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Brendan Behan, Hostage (1958)

He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.


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Homer

Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.


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Elizabeth Goudge

Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.


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Antonin Scalia

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along.


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George Seaton Bowes

The heart that is to be filled to the brim with holy joy must be held still.



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