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Ken Olsen, founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
The nicest thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
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Pir Vilayat Inayat Khan
The reason why we are disenchanted with ourselves is because we entertain in the depths of our psyche a kind of vision-an anticipated vision of what we could be if we would be what we might be.
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John Foster Dulles
The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war the finest human qualities. Peace, no less than war, requires idealism and self-sacrifice and a righteous and dynamic faith.
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Malcolm X
The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.
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Omar Khayym
A Book of Verses undeneath the Bough, A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread and Thou Beside me singing in the Wilderness- Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow
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Melchior De Polignac
To err is human. (Errare Humanum Est)
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Fran Lebowitz
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Henry Fielding
A truly elegant taste is generally accompanied with excellency of heart.
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Homer, The Odyssey
The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.
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Thomas Jefferson
The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus by the Supreme Being in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.
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Martin Luther
A preacher must be both soldier and shepherd. He must nourish, defend, and teach he must have teeth in his mouth, and be able to bite and fight.
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Mrs. Stowe
Where painting is weakest, namely, in the expression of the highest moral and spiritual ideas, there music is sublimely strong.
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