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Aeschylus
His resolve is not to seem, but to be, the best.
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J. Russel Lynes
The art of acceptance is the art of making someone who has just done you a small favor wish that he might have done you a greater one.
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The Book of Joshua 6:21
They devoted the city to the lord and destroyed with the sword every living thing in it - men and women, young and old, cattle, sheep and donkeys.
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Quentin Crisp
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
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Indira Gandhi
My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
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Ruby Manikan
If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a woman you educate a family.
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George Santayana
Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness.
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Rosalind Russell
Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
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Henry Louis Mencken
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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The Talmud
Just as the soul fills the body, so God fills the world. Just as the soul bears the body, so God endures the world. Just as the soul sees but is not seen, so God sees but is not seen.
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Buddha
The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood.
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Warren Buffett
If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any of them very well.
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