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Funniest Famous Sayings - 9
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William Shakespeare
Although the last, not least.
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Confucius
When you know a thing, to hold that you know it and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it - this is knowledge.
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Weinbaum
If you can't excel with talent, triumph with effort.
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Vincent Van Gogh
It is not the language of painters but the language of nature which one should listen to. . . . The feeling for the things themselves, for reality, is more important than the feeling for pictures.
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Kaleel Jamison
Relationships--of all kinds--are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold onto some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost.
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Unknown
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime.
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Michael Jackson
We are behaving like people without compassion and love for the most vulnerable section of society. The children of the universe are without a spokesperson, they are voiceless…We are all touched by the atrocities committed against children: sexual, physical abuse, child slave labor, educational neglect. We feel ashamed. Angry. Appalled. But there is no action…No action.
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Jane Austen
What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
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Finley Peter Dunne
The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.
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Edith Sitwell
I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.
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Kin Hubbard
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Archie Griffin
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.
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