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Silly Famous Sayings - 162
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Norman Vincent Peale
Do not be awe struck by other people and try to copy them. Nobody can be you as efficiently as you can.
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Elizabeth Barrett Browning
He said true things, but called them by wrong names.
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Gloria Steinem
Being able to support oneself allows one to choose a marriage out of love and not just economic dependence. It also allows one to risk that marriage.
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Denis Watley
Don't dwell on what went wrong. Instead, focus on what to do next. Spend your energies on moving forward toward finding the answer.
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George Jean Nathan
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
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William Shakespeare
Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
Don't tell your friends their social faults they will cure the fault and never forgive you.
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Henry Moore
To know one thing, you must know the opposite.
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Miguel de Unamuno
Use harms and even destroys beauty. The noblest function of an object is to be contemplated.
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Steven Wright
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
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Scott Adams
I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.
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