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Sarcastic Famous People Sayings - 56
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Joseph Epstein
What distinguishes us one from another is our dreams . . . and what we do to make them come about.
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Antonio Porchia, Voices
In a full heart there is room for everything, and in an empty heart there is room for nothing.
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Rita Rudner
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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John Dryden
Happy the man, and happy he alone, He, who can call to-day his own:
He who, secure within, can say,
To-morrow do thy worst, for I have lived today.
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Thomas Hobbes
Leisure is the mother of philosophy.
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Arnold Toynbee
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization.
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Jewish Proverb
He who puts up with insult invites injury.
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Alanis Morissette
What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Finish each day before you begin the next, and interpose a solid wall of sleep between the two. This you cannot do without temperance.
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Robert South
Defeat should never be a source of discouragement, but rather a fresh stimulus.
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Lois McMaster Bujold, "Barrayar", 1991
Our children change us…whether they live or not.
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Edmund Burke
Better be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident security.
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