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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humorous Proverbs and Quotations - 85

Bertrand Russell

If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence.


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La Rochefoucauld

Our minds are lazier than our bodies.


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Thomas H. Huxley

There is no greater mistake than the hasty conclusion that opinions are worthless because they are badly argued.


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Jesse Louis Jackson

We've removed the ceiling above our dreams. There are no more impossible dreams.


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Joan Baez

Action is the antidote to despair.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no den in the wide world to hide a rogue. Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass. Commit a crime, and it seems as if a coat of snow fell on the ground, such as reveals in the woods the track of every partridge, and fox, and squirrel.


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Henry G. Stott

Engineering is the art of organizing and directing men and controlling the forces and materials of nature for the benefit of the human race.


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Charles Dudley Warner

I am convinced that the majority of people would be generous from selfish motives, if they had the opportunity.


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Edgar Allan Poe

Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.


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Michelangelo Buonarroti

A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.


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Kent Nerburn

Do not fall prey to the false belief that mastery and domination are synonymous with manliness.


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Logan Pearsall Smith

The lusts and greeds of the body scandalize the Soul but it has to come to heel.



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