George W. Bush, http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/05/20050524-3.html

See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.

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Bill Vaughan

A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.

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George Santayna

Knowledge is recognition of something absent; it is a salutation, not an embrace.

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X2 X-Men United

Magneto You are a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different.

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Henry James, "The Ambassadors", Book Eleventh, Chapter 1

There are certainly moments, said Chad, when you seem to me too good to be true. Yet if you are true, he added, that seems to be all that need concern me.

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Beck

The limitations are limitless.

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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

To live as one likes is plebian the noble man aspires to order and law.

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Voltaire, Essay on Tolerance

Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too.

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Jimmy Cannon

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

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Marquis de Condorcet

Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.

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Stanislaw J. Lec

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

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Albert Einstein

One had to cram all this stuff into one's mind for the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire year.

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