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Sarcastic Famous People Sayings - 166
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Cicero
Never go to excess, but let moderation be your guide.
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Randolph Ray
I would like to have engraved inside every wedding band 'Be kind to one another.' This is the Golden Rule of Marriage and the secret of making love last through the years.
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Saint Theresa of Jesus
There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers.
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Virginia Woolf
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
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Caius Petronius, Roman Consul, 66 A.D.
We trained hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we would be reorganised. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganising: and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress, while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralisation.
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Charles Augustus Lindbergh, Jr.
This was love at first sight, love everlasting a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected--in so far as it could be a matter of conscious awareness it took entire possession of him, and he understood, with joyous amazement, that this was for life.
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From the last episode of "Cheers"
Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you.
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Jonathan Swift
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
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John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath (1939)
I know this--a man got to do what he got to do.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The world is emblematic. Parts of speech are metaphors because the whole of nature is a metaphor of the human mind.
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Bernard Edmonds
To dream anything that you want to dream. That's the beauty of the human mind. To do anything that you want to do. That is the strength of the human will. To trust yourself to test your limits. That is the courage to succeed.
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Nathaniel Hawthorne
Life is made up of marble and mud.
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