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Crazy Famous People Sayings - 13
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Bo There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water
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Phyllis Battone
There are two ways of meeting difficulties. You alter the difficulities or you alter yourself to meet them.
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K. D. Lang
Even in the darkest phase be it thick or thin, always someone marches brave here beneath my skin.
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Ansel Adams
It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment.
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Roger Zelazny
It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you.
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Jerry Coleman
Last night's homer was Willie Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.
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Henry Miller
Living apart and at peace with myself, I came to realize more vividly the meaning of the doctrine of acceptance. To refrain from giving advice, to refrain from meddling in the affairs of others, to refrain, even though the motives be the highest, from tampering with another's way of life - so simple, yet so difficult for an active spirit. Hands off
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Johann von Goethe
A noble person attracts noble people, and knows how to hold on to them.
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Rainer Maria Rilke
Live the questions.
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Sir Arthur Helps
Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.
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1 Timothy 14 Bible New Testament
Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies.
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Malcolm Forbes
Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always make you less than you are.
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