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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humorous Things People Say - 155

Philip

Making a wrong decision is understandable. Refusing to search continually for learning is not.


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Lyndon B. Johnson

I report to you that our country is challenged at home and abroad that it is our will that is being tried and not our strength our sense of purpose and not our ability to achieve a better America.


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Malcolm X

You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.


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Eric Nicol

Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it.


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John Steinbeck, East of Eden, Chapter 13, Part II

It would be absurd if we did not understand both angels and devils, since we invented them.


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Flower A. Newhouse

Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability.


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Casey Stengel

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.


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Jeremy Taylor

He that speaketh against his own reason speaks against his own conscience, and therefore it is certain that no man serves God with a good conscience who serves him against his reason.


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Josh Billings

Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.


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Edwin Markham

The few little years we spend on earth are only the first scene in a Divine Drama that extends into Eternity.


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Publilius Syrus

For a good cause, wrongdoing is virtuous.


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Churchill

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.



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