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Philip
Making a wrong decision is understandable. Refusing to search continually for learning is not.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
I report to you that our country is challenged at home and abroad that it is our will that is being tried and not our strength our sense of purpose and not our ability to achieve a better America.
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Malcolm X
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
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Eric Nicol
Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it.
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John Steinbeck, East of Eden, Chapter 13, Part II
It would be absurd if we did not understand both angels and devils, since we invented them.
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Flower A. Newhouse
Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability.
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Casey Stengel
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Jeremy Taylor
He that speaketh against his own reason speaks against his own conscience, and therefore it is certain that no man serves God with a good conscience who serves him against his reason.
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Josh Billings
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
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Edwin Markham
The few little years we spend on earth are only the first scene in a Divine Drama that extends into Eternity.
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Publilius Syrus
For a good cause, wrongdoing is virtuous.
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Churchill
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
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