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Robert J. Kibbee
Over the years, we have come to identify quality in a college not by whom it serves but by how many students it excludes. Let us not be a sacred priesthood protecting the temple, but rather the fulfillers of dreams.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
If I love you, what business is it of yours
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Iris Murdoch
Love is the extremely difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
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Jules Renard
There are places and moments in which one is so completely alone that one sees the world entire.
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Seneca
While the fates permit, live happily; life speeds on with hurried step, and with winged days the wheel of the headlong year is turned.
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Lord Samuel, "Romanes Lecture", 1947
Without a doubt the greatest injury of all was done by basing morals on myth. For, sooner or later, myth is recognized for what it is, and disappears. Then morality loses the foundation on which it has been built.
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John Kenneth Galbraith
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.
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Samuel Butler
All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.
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Joseph Chilton Pearce
We must accept that this creative pulse within us is God's creative pulse itself.
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Henry Winkler
Assumptions are the termites of relationships.
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Rene Angelil
Nobody has a perfect life. What you see on the screen is the best of the artist.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character.
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