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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous People Sayings - 12

Abigail Adams

We have too many high-sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them.


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Herb Caen

All American cars are basically Chevrolets.


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James Madison

I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.


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Eric Berne

We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.


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Abraham Lincoln

Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can spare time for personal contention.


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William James

The greatest discovery of any generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude.


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Virgil

A snake lurks in the grass.


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Peter Ustinov

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.


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Helen Hayes

The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.


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Muriel Spark

One's prime is elusive. You little girls, when you grow up, must be on the alert to recognize your prime at whatever time of your life it may occur. You must live it to the full.


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Xaviera Hollander

The world wants to be cheated. So cheat.


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Albert Einstein

Innumerable voices have been asserting for some time now that human society is passing through a crisis, that its stability has been gravely shattered. It is characteristic of such a situation that individuals feel indifferent or even hostile toward the group, small or large, to which they belong. In order to illustrate my meaning, let me record here a personal experience. I recently discussed with an intelligent and well-disposed man the threat of another war, which in my opinion would seriously endanger the existence of mankind, and I remarked that only a supranational organization would offer protection from that danger. Thereupon my visitor, very calmly and coolly, said to me Why are you so deeply opposed to the disappearance of the human race



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