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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Things People Say - 3

Rabbinical Saying

Don't limit a child to your own learning, for he was born in another time.


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Benjamin Franklin

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.


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Bouilly

Whatever we possess becomes of double value When we have the opportunity of sharing it with others.


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Tom Naylor

The bigger the real-life problems, the greater the tendency for the discipline to retreat into a reassuring fantasy-land of abstract theory and technical manipulation.


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A Bartlett Giamatti

Teaching is an instinctual art, mindful of potential, craving of realizations, a pausing, seamless process.


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Thomas Jefferson, Letter to James Madison, 1787

A little rebellion now and then...is a medicine necessary for the sound health of government.


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G. C. Lichtenberg

The sure conviction that we could if we wanted to is the reason so many good minds are idle.


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Anonymous, Graffito

God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.


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Matrix, The

Neo Mr. Wizard. Get me the hell out of here.


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Johann von Goethe

Know'st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in the deep thicket's gloom, Where a wind ever soft from the blue heaven blows, And the groves are of laurel and myrtle and rose


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Christina Baldwin

Ritual is the way you carry the presence of the sacred. Ritual is the spark that must not go out.


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Nelson Mandela

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.



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