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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Famous People Sayings - 46

Oscar Wilde

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.


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Lisa Alther

I happen to feel that the degree of a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting attitudes she can bring to bear on the same topic.


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Shirley Mount Hufstedler

I'm bilingual. I speak English and I speak educationese.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is commonly observed that a sudden wealth, like a prize drawn in a lottery or a large bequest to a poor family, does not permanently enrich. They have served no apprenticeship to wealth, and with the rapid wealth come rapid claims which they do not know how to deny, and the treasure is quickly dissipated.


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H.L. Mencken

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.


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Herodotus

Force has no place where there is need of skill.


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Buckaroo Banzai (the film)

Home is where you wear your hat.


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George Bernard Shaw

We should have had socialism already, but for the socialists.


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Elbert Hubbard

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.


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George Gordon Byron

It is odd but agitation or contest of any kind gives a rebound to my spirits and sets me up for a time.


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Alfred Lord Tennyson

Cleave never to the sunnier side of doubt.


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Sun-tzu

To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.



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