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Humorous Proverbs and Quotations - 165
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Bauldlaire
Genius is childhood recaptured.
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William Shakespeare
Cowards die many times before their deathsThe valiant never taste of death but once.
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Franklin P. Jones
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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Hazrat Ali Ibn-e-Abi Talib, Nahj-ul-Balagha (Sermons and sayings Compilation)
Live amongst people in such a manner that if you die they weep over you and if you are alive they crave for your company.
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Henry Miller
What does it matter how one comes by the truth so long as one pounces upon it and lives by it?
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Abraham Lincoln
Neither Heaven nor Hell. It is simply Purgatory.
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Robert Graves
There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money either.
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William Fullbright
The junior senator from Wisconsin, by his reckless charges, has so preyed upon the fears and hatreds and prejudices of the American people that he has started a prairie fire which neither he nor anyone else may be able to control.
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Thomas Paine, "Age of Reason"
All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.
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Ivy Baker Priest
The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.
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H. L. Mencken
The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth--that the error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured on one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse than the first one.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Believe me The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously
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