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Baronne Anne Louise Germaine Necker de Stal Stal
The sense of this word among the Greeks affords the noblest definition of it enthusiasm signifies God in us.
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African Proverb
Not to know is bad not to wish to know is worse.
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Edmund Burke
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
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Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Ernest Hello
The man who gives up accomplishes nothing and is only a hindrance. The man who does not give up can move mountains.
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Charles Franklin Kettering
You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more chance there is of stubbing your toe, but the more chance you have of getting somewhere.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy one friend.
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Jean Valjean
Take my hand And lead me to salvation Take my love For love is everlasting And remember The truth that once was spoken To love another person Is to see the face of God.
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Jonathan Swift
Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
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Clement Stone
Everyone who achieves success in a great venture, solved each problem as they came to it. They helped themselves. And they were helped through powers known and unknown to them at the time they set out on their voyage. They kept going regardless of the obstacles they met.
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Denis Watley
Luck happens when oppurtunity encounters the prepared mind.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
To have doubted one's own first principles is the mark of a civilized man.
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