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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous Sayings - 63

John Stewart Mills

A state that dwarfs its men in order that they may be more docile instruments in its hands even for beneficial purposes, will find that with small men no great things can really be accomplished.


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Henry David Thoreau

I have never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude. We are for the most part more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers. A man thinking or working is always alone, let him be where he will.


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Percy H. Johnson

You are not likely to get anywhere in particular if you don't know where you want to go.


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Edward Teller

A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective.


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Blessing Irish

Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as his life work some occupation which he should like to do anyhow, even if he did not need the money.


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Jules Renard

Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.


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G. K. Chesterton

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.


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Walter Goodman

The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling.


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Sophocles, Oedipus at Colonus

Stranger in a strange country.


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Eleanor Marx

By the time your life is finished, you will have learned just enough to begin it well.


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Virginia Woolf

Once conform, once do what other people do because they do it, and a lethargy steals over all the finer nerves and faculties of the soul.


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Hannah Arendt

Action without a name, a 'who' attached to it, is meaningless.



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