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Very Funny Famous People Sayings - 110
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Arthur Helps
Offended vanity is the great separator in social life.
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Johann Kaspar Lavater
I am prejudiced in favor of him who, without impudence, can ask boldly. He has faith in humanity, and faith in himself. No one who is not accustomed to giving grandly can ask nobly and with boldness.
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Simonides
Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting with the gift of speech.
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Titus Maccius Plautus
The evil that we know is best.
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Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass
Stranger, if you passing meet me and desire to speak to me, why should you not speak to me? And why should I not speak to you?
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Laurence J. Peter, "The Peter Principle"
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
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Albert Einstein
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
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Cicero
I will go further, and assert that nature without culture can often do more to deserve praise than culture without nature.
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Solon
Learn to obey before you command.
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CaddyShack
Carl Spackler IT'S IN THE HOLE.
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Miguel de Cervantes
The ass will carry his load, but not a double load ride not a free horse to death.
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Unknown
Talent does what it can genius does what it must.
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